It can buy a house
But not a home

It can buy a clock
But not time


It can buy you a position
But it not respect



It can buy you a bed
But not sleep



It can buy you a book
But not knowledge


It can buy you medicine
But not health


It can buy you blood
But not life



So you see money isn't everything
And it often causes pain and suffering

because I am your friend
And as your friend I want to

Take away your pain and suffering!!

So
Send me all your money

And I will suffer for you!

Cash only please